Friday, December 5, 2008

Why you should date an Engineer...

Top 14 reasons to date an engineer:

14. We are trained to do it right the first time
13. We are used to Night Stands
12. We are always willing to experiment
11. We know how to decrease and increase friction
10. We know all about heat transfer
9. We do it with more torque
8. We can wire your circuits
7. Free body diagrams
6. Potential for smart children
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. We know how to deal with stress and strain
3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class
1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system

If you dont understand any of the reasons stated above feel free to ask me cuz I'm an Engineer per se... but only if you're a female!

17 comments:

Ananya said...

*Yawns*

shex said...

lol

sachin said...

weLL said my feLLow engineer....weLL saiD.....

The Rat... said...

ah we engineers.. we ROCK...

uglyduckling91 said...

I wanna be an engineer =[

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sana said...

wat humour !!! very nice :)

Neel kamal...!!! said...

ha it was gr8.. good humor i ll say. actuly i saw ur comments on a guitar chords blogs. do u play guitar m a guitarist too.i m also in noida. chech out my blog its neelonline.blogspot.com. my id saty6355@gmail.com

B@D H0rs!E said...

hez just playin u for a fool.. he plays nthn else...

B@D H0rs!E said...

hez just playin u for a fool.. he plays nthn else...

Just Dream a Little said...

I now love engineers even more :]

Mimmy Jaime said...

LOL. Nice one :)

Bijin Jose said...

Had a good laugh thanks....:)

Life With Grandpa said...

loved it!
'we can increase and decrease friction'
lol

followed you guys, can't wait for another post.

Farjana said...

ahahah!

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Nikki P said...

Brilliantly and ridiculously funny.