Thursday, May 29, 2008

ORKUT v1.1

"TIME CHANGES EVERYTHING" and Orkut's no exception... with the passage of time Google changed Orkut to make it more user friendly... take the apps for example... dont u get the feeling you're on Facebook now!!!
But there are something that never change... take a wild guess on what I am trying to reflect upon...
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yes... the dumb-ass Orkut poseurs!!! (Watcha rofl-ing at... you might be one of those dumb-fuck-retards)

Time has changed and so have the antics of these Poseurs!!!

THE AGE OF "you-just-got-PWN3D" is upon us and in the words of Eric Cartman :"Looks like you're about to get pwned. Yeah!"
Yup... you got that right on... Orkut today is full of Self Pawners/Pooners who simply pretend to be KNOW-IT-ALL FAGGOTS and in reality are victims of wiki or google(Oops... I forgot that everyone in todays world is a victim of google... so I better not mention the big G)... Even I am victimised by google... "BLOGGER"... Hail Larry Page and Sergey Brin!!! But... lets just talk about the Self Pawners for now...
The New Age Orkutter now got more to do than just scribble retard things in others Scrapbook... they now know that communities exist and that Orkut did actually have options like NEW POST & NEW TOPIC in em!!! So just cuz they had to show off the world that they are SOMETHING... they choose to be "G-O-D"... yes... they know everything... and by everything I mean everything!!!

Then there are Orkutters who want everybody to notice them and therefore update their profile once every hour so that they appear in each of their anonymous friend's LATEST UPDATES Section... they are so much so obsessed with their Histrionic personality disorder that they themselves dont know what they are writing in their profile!!!

And there are Orkutters who pretend to be least bothered of their social network but are actually more conscious than a supermodel for impressions!!!

Holy Smoke... why the hell am I even discussing all this... Fuck it... its an abrupt ending I know but so what this is my blog and I dun feel like writing anymore about those lame Orkutters... do they deserve this spotlight??? No... so... dun you have anything else to do...
FUCK OFF!!!

6 comments:

Amjad Khan said...

LAWL!!!!1 >_<

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EccEntrIcIty pErsOnIfIEd said...

Exactly... SELF PWNERS!!!!! :P

Anonymous said...

omg omg

jobless fucker ... :p

how many more research papers dedicated to the dumbfucks???

EccEntrIcIty pErsOnIfIEd said...

Hmmm... lemme count... oh wait... i dun need any research papers... remember I AM GOD!!! muahahahahahaha

Tongue-fu Lady said...

ridiculous yet funny...like ur raw style of writing..way 2 go!!